Very unfortunate news.
We regret to inform you of the dissapearance of Pinkus. Apparently while working in the basement mixing, he came across a strange frequency in some of his tracks that he hadn't remembered putting in there. Once isolated and boosted, this frequency seemed to mimic that of the 4 earthly spatial dimension, and he was engulfed and swallowed by an enourmous cloud of black matter.
His computer has been shipped to MIT where scientist and engineers are running tests around the clock to pull him out of whatever dark dimension he's currently being held prisoner.
If no information turns up in the coming weeks, we may have consult some of the folks at Daily Grail about possible explanations, or have Blair Blake use his vintage 1967 Ouija board to contact Pinkus.
We regret to inform you of this loss, and in it, the inevitable delay of things to come.
Sincerly,
Management
His computer has been shipped to MIT where scientist and engineers are running tests around the clock to pull him out of whatever dark dimension he's currently being held prisoner.
If no information turns up in the coming weeks, we may have consult some of the folks at Daily Grail about possible explanations, or have Blair Blake use his vintage 1967 Ouija board to contact Pinkus.
We regret to inform you of this loss, and in it, the inevitable delay of things to come.
Sincerly,
Management
posted by St. Pinkus at
10:28 AM
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